I don’t believe that the recent riots are the result of an marginalised underclass, or a societal breakdown, I think unreasonable electricity bills are the cause. The bills arrived two weeks ago so, for me, this isn’t a coincidence.
Beetroot – the devil’s vegetable
When beetroot nitrate turns in to nitric oxide in the body, it reduces the amount of oxygen compulsory to perform exercise and thus a 40-minute legs, bums and tums workout for Gandalf doesn’t look quite so unrealistic.
Closer, Reveal, Star
A Closer ‘scoop’ is usually a picture of Jude Law with a piss stain on the front of his trackie bottoms.