It really isn’t a good sign when you realise that the mere sound of Ed Miliband is enough to make you want to shit in your car.
Your point being…?
if you hear someone say ‘there are plenty more fish in the sea’ simply cite the level of fish stocks compared to those in the North Sea in 1970. That’ll shut ’em up.
One-coat paint
Still, during my home improvement offensive I have learned something: I am on first name terms with Steve at B&Q (a UK home improvement store if you are from other shores) and I have also learned about the absolute bald, uncompromising lie that is Dulux’s so-called ‘One-Coat’ paint.