In Huhne’s case the decision to pass on the speeding points to his wife was a particularly stupid one. The summons arrived in June 2003 when he wasn’t even a member of parliament. This was a timebomb which would drag him, his ex-wife and his children through the mire.
Lance Armstrong
I don’t know what to think about Armstrong. Does one forgive and accept the contrition, or do you continue to nail this man to his own personal cross?
Brand wheels
It’s little fun. In fact I’d rather nail my penis to a chunk of MDF then go the another brand wheel construction, but if you are interested here’s what happens:
Road signage
There’s too much crap to look at when you are driving. It also distracts you when you are trying to check Facebook, texting or writing emails on your iPhone at speed.
‘Dangerous’ mobile phone use
If you believed every story about the demon mobile your only method of remote communication would be through a couple of coke cans and a length of string.
Food myths
Why’s a funsize Mars bar fun? Pound for pound it’s overpriced and it’s not as much fun as gorging yourself on a normal sized Mars bar. It’s a small Mars bar, no more, no less.
Because you’re worth it
This advertising slogan surely is an answer to the wrong question. Exactly how much do you think you’re worth?
Financial ‘experts’
Experts like Robert Peston from BBC Radio 5 Live tell us on an almost hourly basis that the market is suffering become somebody called Ahmed in Almenia found a stag beetle in his underpants, or that the FTSE ‘rallied’ today because Bert from the fruit stall in Bermondsey found a fiver down the side of his sofa.